He has my vote

In a king’s world ...

SAN FRANCISCO - I know not when ye Royal Election shall commence, yet a catalog of edicts have I preemptively prepared. Thusly, when I am King of ye Sports World ...

Two points in his platform won me over:

This:

Any sports scribe who is compelled to include the names of Anna Nicole Smith and/or Britney Spears in his work, whether said inclusion is in jest or in true intrigue, shall have his keyboard stretched on the rack until its vowels pop out. Ours is a sporting world; we care not for the excruciating minutiae of the lives of glorified pole dancers.

And this:

When I am King, the Duke lacrosse team shall be advanced to the NCAA finals post-haste, where they shall be led by the falsely accused Collin Finnerty and Reade Seligmann — on the same day their lying accuser is being led to prison for her perjury.

i disgree with his anti-NASCAR prejudice. It is a shame that hockey is not more popular, but that isn't NASCAR's fault. The NHL should take some lessons from NASCAR on how to promote their sport and build their brand.