Hook em horns!

Look, i want to like Alabama. i used to like Alabama. i have friends who went to Alabama. i like that Bart Starr and Joe Namath went to Alabama.

But there is no way i can root for Nick Saban.

Plus, they bear the taint of MSNBC's Joe Scarborough.

Tonight, there is only one team that right thinking Americans can support.

UPDATE: More proof that the football gods do not always favor the good guys. This is turning into a pigskin annus horribilis.